Sorry I haven’t been on here too much lately. My life is like spinning out of control lately. Just trying to get a grip on things. I shall return one day.
With Father’s Day upon us, I thought it best to take a look at some of the greatest Dads to ever grace the ball field:
Tom Buskey says:
“As long as you try your hardest and tell the truth, you’ll always come out on top.”
Tom Henke says:
”You just haven’t heard music until you’ve heard Don Henley’s solo work.”
Toby Harrah says:
“A good man should be like a steak: tough on the outside, tender on the inside. And don’t ever be afraid to bleed.”
Mike Redmond says:
“Pull my finger. Come on, do it. Don’t look at me like that, you used to love it.”
Mike Christopher says:
“Get in the car, we were supposed to leave for Turtle Beach forty-five minutes ago.”
Juan Berenguer says:
“Have you seen Mike and Molly? That show is hilarious.”
Rich Gedman says:
“Let me throw on my Teva’s and we’ll head down to the hardware store to get that spackle we need.”
Mike Ivie says:
“You better get those grades up if you want any chance of going to the party this weekend.”
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.
I don’t see where i went wrong. Maybe it wasn’t one of a kind, but one in one. I took my time and you just shunned. Now i’m left; the broken one.